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nevuhr:

c0cainementhols:

This hits me really hard.

woah

nevuhr:

c0cainementhols:

This hits me really hard.

woah

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zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

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capsicle107:

I appreciate that his brother has successfully learned how to block the left boob grab.

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macromvontus:

catbushandludicrous:

Fact: If there were a button I could press to make Sir Patrick Stewart a regular fake news correspondent I would never stop pressing it

actual child sir patrick stewart

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animatedamerican:

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

I am froot

animatedamerican:

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

I am froot

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piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

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jad3harley:

do you ever reblog something specifically for someone on your dash and they reblog it from you and youre all

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babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

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babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

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kropotkitten:

shout out to all the people who are content with mediocrity. for real, fuck this weird “everyone is gonna be an earth-shaker” stressful shit they push on you before you’re even out of the womb. give me stability, a sense of belonging, rootedness. i don’t need fame and fortune. 

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cassandrajp:

tarynel:

lastnightsmusings:

"i am not at all physically attracted to you"

is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.

People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.

By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else. 

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no-indignity:

the-cheshirette:

yeahwriters:

1. This looks like the weirdest movie ever.

2. Daniel Radcliffe sounds like a COMPLETELY different person with an American accent. His voice literally sounds lower.

3. Oh look, a movie where Daniel Radcliffe makes friends with a snake!

YES YES YES

WHAT IS HAPPENING HOW DOES HE SOUND SO FUCKING DIFFERENT JESUS CHRIST

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rainyapparitions:

go home

this wins Halloween

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thatenglishmajorquestion:

"what are you going to do with a degree in english?" about three things i was absolutely positive. first, edward was a vampire. second, there was a part of him - and i didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that thirsted for my blood. and third, that i was unconditionally and irrevocably going to write my major thesis on vampires as exploration of societal mores and christian anxieties in the 19th century novel tradition

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no one’s ever survived a night in the m a z e

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