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mothballmilkshake:

When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual

Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed

Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.

Mmm object impermanency 

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katurkize:

only——gifs:

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uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot
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idanceitarotiart:

tastefullyoffensive:

Food Geometry [mrlovenstein]

There is penultimate truth in this imagery.

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katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

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canadad:

how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40

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collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

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wickedclothes:

Wicked Clothes presents our latest item: the 'Wizarding School' Shirt!

While your institution of learning might be plenty interesting by muggle standards, what could be better than attending a school of magic? Unfortunately, their financial aid is lacking…

Printed on American Apparel tri-blend shirts for an ultra-soft feel.

Just because you’re so wonderful, use coupon code ‘SHIPFREE’ to get free shipping on all domestic orders today! 

Hurry and order now!

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Marvel galactic cast + birthplaces

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some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

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squided:

"no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you.  You figure he means he isn’t homosexual.  It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien.  That was a very big mistake on your part.

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wickedclothes:

Dragons Breath Locket Necklace

Dragons breath is a man-made gem, reddish pink in color with flecks of blue throughout its entire surface. This cut of dragons breath is set in an antique style locket. The locket is hung on an 18” chain, which is attached to a smaller chain to provide a layered look. Sold on Etsy.

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dynastylnoire:

thejamesboyle:

sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am

this lion is more social than i am

Nala is real

dynastylnoire:

thejamesboyle:

sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am

this lion is more social than i am

Nala is real

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therealallecto:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

also known as the night Madam Pomfrey had to save an entire dormitory from alcohol poisoning

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